Friday, March 2, 2012

SCOTCH & SODA - How it happened!
By Leonard Buzz Blair

Simply enough. I was in my Boss Hall dormitory room. My roommate, Jere McMann, was off somewhere, doing something. Like many such ordinaries, a song insinuated itself into my brain.  It wasn't just any song, but a special one entitled 'East of the the Sun and West of the Moon' ---- we'll build a dream house for two dear, and more and more. It was lovely, charming, simple, enthralling.

I liked it.

It's gentle bewitchery made me concentrate on the music, on the lyrics. Because of my attraction, I learned that it was originally written for a Princeton University Triangle Club student-musical and, in an unusual turn of events, it had caught public fancy and became a big-band hit!

Further musing led me to the thought, wouldn't it be fun to create such a club and write a student-musical under the Carnegie Tech banner where I was a sophomore. YOIKS!

It seemed like a pie-in-the-sky vision, but my conceit exerted itself enough to warm my cold feet.

Aspiration became determination.

My thinking ---- first things first. I've got to have a script! Everything begins with the word. and with pencil ready to hit the page, I dreamed up a format. A revue ---- sketches; satirical, topical, acerbic, collegial. The passion of determination in its rawest transformation drove my college studies to a "low". Drive led me to late night writing, cut classes, unshaven appearance. But from that nightmare of activity, came a revue with music and I spawned a made-up word which I felt fitted the effort ---- a revusical! The title I gave the show grew out of the show idea, which was NO STRINGS. It was based on a college magazine editor and his staff controlling the substance of articles and cartoons by stifling fresh and innovative student editorial content. A revolution by the dissenters cut the strings of expression compression ---- NO STRINGS!

All seemed to be going swimmingly until my completed script ran counter to my concept for the "club"! I wanted writing and producing, everything to be open to any student in any discipline; drama, engineering, Maggie Murph, music, architecture. And here I had written the book, music, lyrics ---- the works! What conceit!

After a wrestle with my conscience, I edited out half of my script, music and lyrics and let it be known that the musical was open to every student on campus!  The talent pool was unleashed and new fresh material, singers, actors came aboard. I had one idea, which I thought was a doozer (of course!) Instead of a separate event which was the annual tradition, I wanted to stage the coronation of the elected campus queen as the closing highlight of the show NO STRINGS --- a kind of Busby Berkely extravaganza. I broached the idea to Carnival Chairman Paul Games and he liked it ---- a lot.

With student Harry Schofield, I wrote lyrics to ALL HAIL THE QUEEN and Ed Sweadner to compose a majestic musical compliment. As it turned out, Ed's melody was as grand as the beauty and personality of Queen Jane Ferguson.

From the beginning I had a name in mind for the "club". It was catchy, colloquial, saucy, and rolled trippingly off the tongue ---- a natural: SCOTCH & SODA! But it wasn't a shoo-in. It seems the SCOTCH & SODA name had found its way to Dean Green, Dean of Women, AND when I was unceremoniously invited to her office ---- I shook!

Dean Green did not have a reputation for mincing words. The formality of our greeting was as cursory as a curse; precipitate, slapdash. The dean used words like Roman soldiers of old use sword ---- provocatively! What she laid on my championing of SCOTCH & SODA as the club name, was mischievous, vexatious, fractious, caustic, feisty - and topped it all off with RACY!

There is an old cliche ---- grim and bear it, (my version). all I could do was appear as benign as possible. When she was spent, I said, "Yes Ma'am" ---- turned and left. What she could not hear, was my dismay which roiled, unspoken in my mind ---- matching her, adjective for adjective; pummeled, chafed, fragmented, anguished stung! 

The Dean threw down her glove, but my frustration immediately generated and idea!  Plan B! I went directly to the office of THE TARTAN to see my friend Walt Ellis, the editor of our college newspaper. I recounted the events and told him of my idea to hold a campus contest to name this new organization. Two tickets to the winner. His latent revolutionary spirit sputtered, "Great Idea! A contest! Vox Pop! Democracy at work! Let's do it!"

Three popular professors, Miss Dennison, Mr. Dawes and Dr. Gregg agreed to judge the contest which was a notable campus journalistic happening! And the results? HOP & SCOTCH came in second followed by THE WHISTLING THISTLE  and HOOT MON, a weak fourth. Guess which was #1?!

I raced around campus enlisting friends and acquaintances, badgering every dress and pair of pants that could make a mark on a ballot. It wasn't difficult. Everybody we approached thought it was a natural, a roller coaster! My only concern was that we'd end up with more SCOTCH & SODA votes than there were registered students!

We showed the votes to Dean Green. Her answer was a blow. "NO! Scotch & Soda is an intoxicating drink. It has no place in a University"! We pleaded. "NO!," three times!, "NO!"

Our last hope was an approach to the chairman of the SPRING CARNIVAL. Paul Games was sympathetic and chanced a visit to University President Dougherty. A hallelujah should accompany the President's answer, "If as you say the name SCOTCH & SODA polled more than four times as many votes than any other submission ---- we will let it go that way."

And? That's the way it happened.

What ever happened to me?! With the recommendation of Drama Department head Henry Boettcher, I got a job as assistant director of the Charleston, West Virginia Kanawha Players, a community drama group. Near the conclusion of my first year there, I received a letter from President Franklin Roosevelt (I didn't even know him!) It was 1940! I was drafted! Private to Major in the 16th Combat Camera Squadron of the 14th Air Force The Flying Tigers, five years in China! Wounded severely, 3 months in a Calcutta, India hospital. After discharge, I was lucky to land a job as an assistant director at ABC, New York.

An offer from CBS to produce a General Mills soap opera was too good to refuse. Another offer
(scary, because my base was Madison Avenue in Manhattan) to move to CBS Hollywood. A big decision because our young son and daughter were in good schools and we loved our home in Westport, Connecticut.  But things turned out well and I became CBS Director of Program Development. Translation: I hired and worked with top writing talent, developing new shows for the CBS schedule 18 months in advance. Excuse my parading my credits, but I was executive producer of the pilots. A few of my notable ones were MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, HAWAII 5-0, PERRY MASON, CANDID CAMERA. Life, and my work were good. We were happy.

Behind the camera personalities usually take a bow by association with the actors who have become stars, so here are a few of mine: as producer-writer, a year with Marlene Dietrich, Carol O'Connor, Shelly Winters, Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt. Also shows starring Jane Fonda, Ann Sheridan ---- but that's enough to exhibit my ego! Wowsie! I always wondered whether I could bundle my life into a few pages ---- I think I just did!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Bob Finkel's Rolls Royce
by Leonard Buzz Blair

You've seen Bob Finkel's "produced by" credit on some of the top TV productions, including shows starring Perry Como, Dinah Shore, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Pearl Bailey, Jerry Lewis. He's won Emmy's and the Peabody Award. Bob was one of the stars in my class at Carnegie Mellon University.
Bob had a very comfortable income during his glory years. And while he didn't feel it necessary to open a Swiss bank account, his toy of choice was a Rolls Royce ---- the one they call the Silver Cloud; the one they term the ultimate luxury; the one that comes with a jar of Grey Poupon mustard!

It was a day as busy as any other day when the phone rang at Bob's office. Bob's Secretary, unable to stifle her snicker, announced, "A President Richard Cyert. Shall I ask the secretary what's he's president of?" Bob taking his turn-around baseball cap off his head and both feet off his desk, "no, no...no. And put me on first."

Sure enough, it was Richard M. Cyert, president of what Bob later told his secretary, was one of the most prestigious universities in the United States ---- Carnegie Mellon. The president was in Beverly Hills on university business, and would Bob, "happen to be free tomorrow for lunch?" Bob was flattered and perplexed. He accepted. "Fine. fine," Cyert said. "Look forward to seeing you. Beverly Hills Polo Lounge, 12:30."

Let's see, Bob mused Dr. Cyert is either going to hit me up for a donation or maybe, just maybe, to serve on some honorary committee. Whatever. It'll be interesting.

At the Polo Lounge, an attendant gave Bob a greeting that befits Hollywood royalty and parked that stunning Silver Cloud near the entrance in a ritual known as "dressing the house". The only other vehicle near the Rolls Royce was a taxicab for out-of-towners. The president arrived first, as befits a host, and was already seated inside. He missed the pageant of Bob's entrance with his grand Rolls Royce.

At the table, the greeting was cordial, bordering on warm. Cyert stayed well shy of effusiveness in praising Bob's hit shows, "which brought reflected glory to our university." Nevertheless, the direction of this marksman was as true as a thrown javelin. The coup de grace was delivered halfway through coffee. The presidential buildup allowed Bob to eliminate "an honorarium" early on, and to concentrate on a response to a monetary hit. "A parry of $2,500 for openers, a joust at $3,500 and a hard-nosed $5,000 when pinned with both shoulders to the mat? Yeah. That's the course," Bob thought.

The point of the sword struck first. "with your first name, middle initial and last name embedded in Carrara marble over the entrance arch, the same marble Michelangelo used to fashion his 'David' masterpiece, I want you to consider giving the final, big gift which would allow us to write the contract for the completion of the center for the arts building - a gift of ONE million dollars."

Each word seemed a scream that could shatter glass. Bob was stunned. The president picked up the check, and in an effort to stave off a soporific silence, Bob heard himself reply, "One million dollars. Let me...er...let me discuss that with my business manager."

Walking out together, they approached the imposing hotel entryway. Bob darted a glance at his sparkling Rolls Royce Silver Cloud hand-washed that very morning, still parked in the most conspicuous --- the prime spot, dressing the house.

Richard Cyert, president of Carnegie Mellon, discerned discomfort in his luncheon partner. "I am very well aware that one million dollars is a great sum of money, but think of...," With a wave of his hand, Bob poo-poohed the president. "Yes, yes. Let me discuss that with my business manager," he said as he glanced furtively at this Rolls Royce (the one that comes with a jar of Grey Poupon).  President Cyert smiled; they shook hands; and in a bolt of speed, ---- Bob took the taxi home.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The posts on this blog have primarily been penned by Leonard "Buzz" Blair. A prolific writer, producer and lover of life. He died today December 13, 2011. Blessings to his wife Emily, son Christopher, daughter Stacy and their families. Love.